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English to American Translation Card

£2.50 Incl. VAT

English to American translation

The bollocks – brilliant/the best

bollocks – shit

utter bollocks – lies

blocking – strong telling off

stark bollock naked – nude

bollocks to it – I shall ignore it


Do you know someone who gets confused by some of our terminology here in England? This English to American Translation card might just help!

This card is part of our extremely popular Beautifully Blunt Range . If you like this one, great news! We have loads more like it!

This card comes with one of our signature Brightly Coloured Envelopes – personally chosen by Elise

Morning Cuppa – Cards

We started with cards. Jake came to us with an idea. What about a range of Bright, Bold, Rude (crude) and extremely funny cards. We can design and print them in-house, with the sole purpose of making people laugh! And it has worked. We now have over 200 card designs and many, many loyal customers who keep returning for their hit of smut!

As well as these delightful slices of portable humour, Morning Cuppa now has a huge range of additional items including cushions, coasters, Mugs and Face Masks giving you the perfect one stop gift shop. Don’t worry, not everything is smutty or rude, we also have a range of cards and items perfectly suitable even for your Boss!

The Boring Bit!

This Morning Cuppa Card measures 145mm x 145mm and is designed and printed right here in the UK.

We can personalise many of our items for you including many cards, mugs and cushions

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